I officially have 101 followers and it’s fantastic. Do you know why? You’re like all of those wonderful Dalmations that save themself (and the world…or something) and I just love you. This is huge for me. More than huge. I am literally crying as my girlfriend sits here and wonders what in the name of Asgard could possibly be wrong with me.

Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts, and again I have been spending far too much time on Tumblr. I now consider myself to be internet famous, and I owe it all to you lovely creatures with the hands and faces. I do really apologize if you happen to not have hands or faces.

This is a short post, because I have other things to do, like snuggle my girlfriend and drink tea, but again you need to know that you appreciated and that I wish to make sweet love to you all…except only figuratively. Don’t get the wrong (or incredibly right) idea.

Question of the Day: There is no question of the day. Right?

Love ya!


About mylifeinheartbeats

Telea is an aspiring Musician who spends too much time aspiring to be a Writer who thinks she's a Comedian. There's not much more to know, except for everything. Telea has a tendency to not think before she speaks or acts. She enjoys chocolate, long walks on the beach, and talking about herself in the third person. She wants to get to know you, so please send her your Name, Address, and SSN. Telea promises that, though she has indeed committed one count of Lewd and Lascivious behavior (to be tried under a court of law), she is a good person and will not intentionally harm you/expose herself to you/hate you for your stupid perspectives/axe-murder you. Telea believes in the greater good, Nutella, peace, free love for all, and snuggles. She chooses Bacon over you, unless you come bearing bacon. She is a fat woman trapped inside a curvy woman's body. She is not for sale unless the price tag you put on her has something to do with world peace. She will sell herself for world peace. She hopes in the deepest of her heart places that you will enjoy her blog and find reason to follow it. Telea thanks you.

3 responses »

  1. No, you are the one that is amazing. Hope everything is going well for you 🙂


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