To start the blog off today, I would like to present you with the badly-made ‘Determined Blogger Award’. If I have time later, I will make a better one, but don’t hold your breath. I am, however, making a ‘Determined Blogger’ Youtube video tomorrow, so stay posted for that.
If you haven’t heard of Tumblr, you probably don’t internet much. Tumblr is this ‘blogging’ site that a lot of people who like to call themselves Hipsters use. Now, I’m not trying to Stereotype, because honestly, I’m on Tumblr, and I don’t see myself as a Hipster.
I don’t like putting people in little boxes anyway, though Tumblr has given me a deeper appreciation of small animals in little boxes and the cuteness that ensues. Tumblr has shown me humor, porn, photography, food porn, various cute things, GIF porn, wonderful quotes, and more porn.
Not to say that I’m a porn addict, but here’s the deal. If you have a Tumblr, and you follow 30+ blogs on your Tumblr, and you check your Tumblr every day…the chances are that you will see at least one very well captured photograph of an ass. Or worse, a penis. Big whoop.
Anyway, the point is that I went on there one day to shamelessly stalk Tom Hiddleston as Loki, and then I just couldn’t stop. I mean, I no longer stalk Hiddles (though he is a GREAT man and also the reason I created a Twitter account), but I am still on there.
I am also what some might refer to as a ‘Hyper-Active Tumblr Blogger’, meaning I am on it all the time, 24/7, and I am obsessed with never missing a post from anyone. So let’s get this sorted. I follow 41 active blogs. Every person has a 100 post per day limit. If every person I follow took advantage of that limit, then I would be reading 4,100 posts per 24 hours for a grand total of 28,700 posts per week.
However, we have to take into account the times when people are gone, sick, or too busy. Oh, and the weekend bloggers. So, for accuracy’s sake, we’re just going to size it down to half of that. That means that in an average week, I scroll through 14,350 posts, and am capable of reblogging 700 of them.
Get a fucking life, Telea.
So, yeah, that’s the story of Tumblr.
Tonight, along with scrolling through Tumblr, working on my novel, updating my twitter, talking to my friends on Facebook, trolling people on Omegle, making pointless ‘Determined Blogger’ images, and various other tasks, I have decided to start in again with making my Youtube Videos (don’t know why I stopped).
The one I am making tonight isn’t funny, or really even that interesting, but will be posted on Youtube for the world to see within the next five hours. Some other news regarding Youtube is that I will be starting a second channel.
Why? Because my first channel was deemed ‘too inappropriate to monetize’ by Adsense (the company that works alongside Google and various companies that need more adspace EVERYWHERE), and two of my friends are making serious dollars off of their pointless Youtube videos.
I’ve decided that a little extra money never hurt anyone, so it is time to clean it up (at least, on this new channel), and get me some cash. Hopefully.
That is all that is to be said today, so we’ll end with the question of the day.
What is something you became/have become addicted to?