Hello my dears, and welcome to another exciting episode of ‘Telea is a Chronic Procrastinator and Insomniac.’ I notice that in the entire day that I happened to be gone, WordPress fucked with a little bit of my layout again, and you guys KNOW how I hate change.
Now I have to go all the way to the ‘All Posts’ area to tag my blog posts again, and I don’t like that one bit. Furthermore, why don’t you just stay the way you are? You’re beautiful without the face-lift. Though, of course, if everyone believed that, I would be blogging off of Netscape with my Windows 95 System.
I’ve changed my mind; thank Asgard for change!
Now, I realized rather late that I had neglected posting a blog until, well, rather late. So, instead of slamming the last three hundred words of my chapter and starting towards my 2 grand word count goal on my NaNoWriMo, I came here, because you guys have always loved me better anyway.
Let’s talk about my today?
Hrmm. Thinking, thinking, always so much thinking. Okay, never mind, that was a terrible idea and you should resent me for it. Let’s talk instead of my fast-approaching tomorrow!
Tomorrow I plan on doing something rather crazy and making the pilgrimage to Eau Claire (over an hour away) to see my beloved friend Cam, who is just such a sweetheart that I could die. He, however has not had pancakes in a total of 2 plus years, which makes him the kind of Devil Worshipper we don’t like here.
Yes, fellow Satanists, I have decided not to lay off the Satan talk since it’s generally harmless unless you are reading the seventh word of every seventh word of this post, because then you will receive deep, dark instructions on how to do….something. You’ll have to see later on when you finish the sentence.
So, as a wonderful surprise for Cam, I am making him Pancakes with Raspberry Sauce, because they’re most excellent and my close friends deserve only the most excellent. It’s Thursday today, but I won’t be publishing a list of five because I’m too damn sleeping and I have stuff to do.
So I end this blog on that note, also remembering to inform you that you’re foolish if you looked back to read every 7th word. AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!