What Thursday Vlogs Look Like, Loki Helmets, and Chomp Chomp

What a lazy blogger I am. Obviously, you guys don’t like the videos, because they go mostly unviewed, but whatever, it’s what I seem to have time for. Quite honestly, it used to be like I could just sit down and poop words out of my fingers, and now it’s like…uh….what to write about.

I am at a loss. I’m falling behind in my creative writing course and just feeling like, blahh, nothing is happening. So here’s a quick list of five reasons why vlogging is easier than blogging right now.

1. Not sleeping enough means that I can still look cute and silly on camera, but I only spew shit out of my fingers, so I can’t vlog worth a crap.

2. Blogging = write, chop, edit, chop, proof, chop, dance in circles, chop, tags. Vlogging = shoot, chop, add music, upload while hanging out on Tumblr. THAT easy.

3. I’m sexy. My face looks good on everything. So why not?

4. I like showing off my random new stuff and stuff.

5. It’s what I do, deal. ❤

Love ya!


About mylifeinheartbeats

Telea is an aspiring Musician who spends too much time aspiring to be a Writer who thinks she's a Comedian. There's not much more to know, except for everything. Telea has a tendency to not think before she speaks or acts. She enjoys chocolate, long walks on the beach, and talking about herself in the third person. She wants to get to know you, so please send her your Name, Address, and SSN. Telea promises that, though she has indeed committed one count of Lewd and Lascivious behavior (to be tried under a court of law), she is a good person and will not intentionally harm you/expose herself to you/hate you for your stupid perspectives/axe-murder you. Telea believes in the greater good, Nutella, peace, free love for all, and snuggles. She chooses Bacon over you, unless you come bearing bacon. She is a fat woman trapped inside a curvy woman's body. She is not for sale unless the price tag you put on her has something to do with world peace. She will sell herself for world peace. She hopes in the deepest of her heart places that you will enjoy her blog and find reason to follow it. Telea thanks you.

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