Can we Pretend I Didn’t Forget About You and Becoming a Dotcom

Sooo, derppp. It’s ten, and I kinda sorta forgot that it was my one year Blogniversary today. HORRIBLE PERSON, HORRIBLE. I was distracted with Skyping with about a thousand different people, and then I had an exam that took almost three hours, and on top of that, I was babysitting. So yea, you could say that today was pretty busy…if you wanted to be understating my day.

Soo, HAPPY BLOGNIVERSARY! You can send your presents to, because THAT’S RIGHT BITCHES, I’M A DOTCOM.

Things I didn’t know about being a dotcom: There’s no differences at all from being a No lie, I just wasted 18 dollars to feel more special about my life. But it worked, so I guess…I guess that’s a good thing. Again, thanks to Alice (Handbasketonmyhead) for donating the money to make this dream come true. You’re wonderful and beautiful and you wouldn’t believe the amount of love I have for you.

Moving on, thank you to all of you for supporting me, making sure that there were more comments than posts at all times, and being amazing. I love each and every single one of you gorgeous people. 

Sooo, I must go, because the internet is being shut off, but remember…you’re amazing. Oh, and first blogger to comment on this post gets an advertisement video from yours truly about your wonderful blog. You’re welcome in advance. SURPRISE!

Love you!


About mylifeinheartbeats

Telea is an aspiring Musician who spends too much time aspiring to be a Writer who thinks she's a Comedian. There's not much more to know, except for everything. Telea has a tendency to not think before she speaks or acts. She enjoys chocolate, long walks on the beach, and talking about herself in the third person. She wants to get to know you, so please send her your Name, Address, and SSN. Telea promises that, though she has indeed committed one count of Lewd and Lascivious behavior (to be tried under a court of law), she is a good person and will not intentionally harm you/expose herself to you/hate you for your stupid perspectives/axe-murder you. Telea believes in the greater good, Nutella, peace, free love for all, and snuggles. She chooses Bacon over you, unless you come bearing bacon. She is a fat woman trapped inside a curvy woman's body. She is not for sale unless the price tag you put on her has something to do with world peace. She will sell herself for world peace. She hopes in the deepest of her heart places that you will enjoy her blog and find reason to follow it. Telea thanks you.

5 responses »

  1. Happy Blogniversary Telea.

    A eh? Get you on your first step to world domination!!!

    • mylifeinheartbeats

      Thank you! I think it’s cute that you spelled out dot, and then you used a dot too. Like, dot-dot com. Which I would call double dot com. But that could possibly be construed as a pornographic website. Anywhoo, you also won that video thing. It shall be arriving shortly.

      • I think that’s simply my age showing there as it certainly wasn’t intended as a double dot com 🙂 Errr how is a double dot com construed as a porn website? Actually don’t answer that I would prefer to keep my angelic like innocence 🙂

        Yay for the video thingymajic!

      • mylifeinheartbeats

        Haha, well, I was’t going to make a joke about your age. Annnnndddd, We don’t talk about the double dot com anyway…

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