I am Deeply in Love…With Michael Phelps

No, really. Don’t laugh now, guys. He is my hero. My beautiful, medal-decorated, and retiring hero.

To say that I would marry him on the spot if he proposed to me would be stating the obvious. To say that I would bear at least three of his children might be a little less obvious, and possibly untrue, but the fact of the matter is…I love this man.

The strange part being that if I met him in public, instead of following my deepest innermost fangirl instincts to scream, hug, and procreate with him, I would play it off all cool. This is a proven fact. I wouldn’t quite be the: ‘Who the hell is Michael Phelps’ girl. I would be more like the ‘Excuse me, I just want to let you know that you amaze me’ and then walk away type of girl.

I would love nothing more than to spend five minutes talking to him. I don’t know why, but he fascinates me to a point of love. True, honest love, guys. I would spend my lifetime loving him, I really would. But I won’t, because that’s weird and creepy and I pray to all unseen forces that he doesn’t read my blog.

Scratch that, I don’t give a shit how I’m embarrassing myself, I would probably pretty much die with excitement.

To stop fangasming, let’s move on to what I did today.

Today, I had a date with a cute boy named Turner. Now, I don’t think we’re going anywhere, since I’m not interested in forming attachments right now, but it was a really cute date. He drove all the way here from pretty far away, and then we watched movies, had a tickle-war, and snuggled.

God, I am a sucker for a good snuggle. He wins in the snuggler department, for sure. So, yeah, it was a guilty pleasures kind of day. I indulged in snuggles, hand-holding, and Michael Phelps fangirl sobbing. Yes, I did say sobbing.

I just love him so much.

I need to finish this blog up before my phone suffers from water damage.

Love ya!


About mylifeinheartbeats

Telea is an aspiring Musician who spends too much time aspiring to be a Writer who thinks she's a Comedian. There's not much more to know, except for everything. Telea has a tendency to not think before she speaks or acts. She enjoys chocolate, long walks on the beach, and talking about herself in the third person. She wants to get to know you, so please send her your Name, Address, and SSN. Telea promises that, though she has indeed committed one count of Lewd and Lascivious behavior (to be tried under a court of law), she is a good person and will not intentionally harm you/expose herself to you/hate you for your stupid perspectives/axe-murder you. Telea believes in the greater good, Nutella, peace, free love for all, and snuggles. She chooses Bacon over you, unless you come bearing bacon. She is a fat woman trapped inside a curvy woman's body. She is not for sale unless the price tag you put on her has something to do with world peace. She will sell herself for world peace. She hopes in the deepest of her heart places that you will enjoy her blog and find reason to follow it. Telea thanks you.

3 responses »

  1. Since you shared how deeply in love you are with Michael Phelps I would like to take the time to say how much I love Philipp Boy ;] I have never, ever seen a boy that’s been that buff before. The gymnastics was eye-opening for me .. in more ways than one ;]


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