August 1st (On the Dot) and Heavenly Bubble Baths

Have you ever just stopped doing something for long enough in your life to realize that all you could possibly want or need is a late-night candle-lit bubble bath? Have you ever been laying on your mediocre bed, with your average pillow and your life that just barely suffices, and thought to yourself: “Life would be perfect if I smelled like bubbles and happiness.”?

Have you ever gone to sleep, dreaming of the light of candles flickering over your skin as one bubble-coated hand raises itself out of the hot, silky water to pull your lightly scented newly-washed hair out of your face?

Dude, you totally just raced off to draw a bath before reading the next sentence, didn’t you? You grabbed every ‘Lavender’, ‘Peppermint’, and ‘Bahama Mama’ candle you could find, scrabbled desperately for a lighter or a box of matches, and looked under the sink for that bubble bath mix your grandmother gave to you for your 19th birthday or bridal shower or bachelor party.

You found your plushiest stolen hotel robe and most intensive post-bath lotion and layed them lovingly out on your sink for after your heavenly soak. You might have even delved into your ‘secret’ stash of Andes mints and layed a rose on your freshly made bed with the warm, soft, downy-scented sheets and quilted blanket (again, given to you by your grandmother).

You are in for a treat tonight, dear. Everything is perfect, and nothing can ruin this moment.

You’re welcome in advance.

My experience may not have been quite that romanticized, but suffice to say, I feel like I just stepped out into the world for the first time. All of my muscles are relaxed, my legs are as smooth as the butt of a recently-born child, and I do indeed smell of bubbles and happiness.

This is the way to start August. Have a good first of the month, everyone!

Love ya!


About mylifeinheartbeats

Telea is an aspiring Musician who spends too much time aspiring to be a Writer who thinks she's a Comedian. There's not much more to know, except for everything. Telea has a tendency to not think before she speaks or acts. She enjoys chocolate, long walks on the beach, and talking about herself in the third person. She wants to get to know you, so please send her your Name, Address, and SSN. Telea promises that, though she has indeed committed one count of Lewd and Lascivious behavior (to be tried under a court of law), she is a good person and will not intentionally harm you/expose herself to you/hate you for your stupid perspectives/axe-murder you. Telea believes in the greater good, Nutella, peace, free love for all, and snuggles. She chooses Bacon over you, unless you come bearing bacon. She is a fat woman trapped inside a curvy woman's body. She is not for sale unless the price tag you put on her has something to do with world peace. She will sell herself for world peace. She hopes in the deepest of her heart places that you will enjoy her blog and find reason to follow it. Telea thanks you.

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  1. This post has made me want to run to my mum’s bathroom and start up the spa bath ASAP. I think I might have to do just that tomorrow night after a hard day of doing nothing in particular ;] I hope you had a good day!


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