Tubing Down a River

Today, we went down the river. It was a pretty good time, just myself and my family going down the river in some tubes. Well, not me, seeing as how I never use a tube. I just swim it, like a crazy bitch.

It was the usual: saw a couple of eagles, drank a couple of sodas, carved my name into a couple of cliffs…

I really don’t know what to talk about. These past few days have been incredibly uneventful, so I have no stories to be telling.

I haven’t showered since July 5th. I have no idea what day it is today, or even what part of the week. The days are beginning t run into each other and not even my marks on the wall to count the passing hours…

Okay, so I didn’t put marks in the wall. That shower comment was more to highlight something rather spectacular.

Last time I showered, I remembered only to shave one of my legs, leaving my left one sadly alone. My left leg has become populated with something you earthlings call hair, which resembles very tiny blades of golden-brownish grass.

My leg would be incredibly attractive to a Wookie is all I’m saying, and with that said, I think I’m going to go to bed now.

Love ya!


About mylifeinheartbeats

Telea is an aspiring Musician who spends too much time aspiring to be a Writer who thinks she's a Comedian. There's not much more to know, except for everything. Telea has a tendency to not think before she speaks or acts. She enjoys chocolate, long walks on the beach, and talking about herself in the third person. She wants to get to know you, so please send her your Name, Address, and SSN. Telea promises that, though she has indeed committed one count of Lewd and Lascivious behavior (to be tried under a court of law), she is a good person and will not intentionally harm you/expose herself to you/hate you for your stupid perspectives/axe-murder you. Telea believes in the greater good, Nutella, peace, free love for all, and snuggles. She chooses Bacon over you, unless you come bearing bacon. She is a fat woman trapped inside a curvy woman's body. She is not for sale unless the price tag you put on her has something to do with world peace. She will sell herself for world peace. She hopes in the deepest of her heart places that you will enjoy her blog and find reason to follow it. Telea thanks you.

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