Oh, save it! I know that’s a lame quote, but it’s also a very hot day in July, and I truly feel as if Iam slowly but surely seeping into the ground/couch/grass…or whatever.
See, I’m not big on heat. My natural body temperature is down at 96. The average human being? 98.6. Can you see the problem? The problem is that my body is the village idiot. I don’t know how else to explain it.
When it gets hot, my body decides to make my skin very very very cold, and the rest of me not so much. When people hug me in the summer on really hot days, I’m told that my skin is like an air conditioner, and then they hug me longer…which doesn’t quite work because
HOLY HELL, WAS I NOT ALREADY HOT ENOUGH?
It’s July first. It’s the first July blog post I’ve ever posted in my entire life. It also states: your faithful, beautiful, amazing blogging friend Telea made it through June! With regular posts!
I’M NOT A SUMMER BLOG SLACKER!
This is indeed exciting news, though I’m pretty sure I’ll develop early-onset Arthritis from typing on this little keyboard, but NO MATTER!
July is Adventure Month (ask anybody! No, scratch that, just ask me).
I am determined to go on many a fine adventure, so I need your help. This is not a cry for money (thougghhh…hahaha), this is a cry for ideas of crazy things I could do with little to no money.
Anyway, I’m going to get on with the agony of melting into the floorboards. If you want to visit today, bring a lake and a spatula.