I’m Melting, I’m Melting!


Oh, save it! I know that’s a lame quote, but it’s also a very hot day in July, and I truly feel as if Iam slowly but surely seeping into the ground/couch/grass…or whatever.

See, I’m not big on heat. My natural body temperature is down at 96. The average human being? 98.6. Can you see the problem? The problem is that my body is the village idiot. I don’t know how else to explain it.

When it gets hot, my body decides to make my skin very very very cold, and the rest of me not so much. When people hug me in the summer on really hot days, I’m told that my skin is like an air conditioner, and then they hug me longer…which doesn’t quite work because

HOLY HELL, WAS I NOT ALREADY HOT ENOUGH?

It’s July first. It’s the first July blog post I’ve ever posted in my entire life. It also states: your faithful, beautiful, amazing blogging friend Telea made it through June! With regular posts!

Which means…

I’M NOT A SUMMER BLOG SLACKER!

This is indeed exciting news, though I’m pretty sure I’ll develop early-onset Arthritis from typing on this little keyboard, but NO MATTER!

July is Adventure Month (ask anybody! No, scratch that, just ask me).

I am determined to go on many a fine adventure, so I need your help. This is not a cry for money (thougghhh…hahaha), this is a cry for ideas of crazy things I could do with little to no money.

Anyway, I’m going to get on with the agony of melting into the floorboards. If you want to visit today, bring a lake and a spatula.

Love ya!

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About mylifeinheartbeats

Telea is an aspiring Musician who spends too much time aspiring to be a Writer who thinks she's a Comedian. There's not much more to know, except for everything. Telea has a tendency to not think before she speaks or acts. She enjoys chocolate, long walks on the beach, and talking about herself in the third person. She wants to get to know you, so please send her your Name, Address, and SSN. Telea promises that, though she has indeed committed one count of Lewd and Lascivious behavior (to be tried under a court of law), she is a good person and will not intentionally harm you/expose herself to you/hate you for your stupid perspectives/axe-murder you. Telea believes in the greater good, Nutella, peace, free love for all, and snuggles. She chooses Bacon over you, unless you come bearing bacon. She is a fat woman trapped inside a curvy woman's body. She is not for sale unless the price tag you put on her has something to do with world peace. She will sell herself for world peace. She hopes in the deepest of her heart places that you will enjoy her blog and find reason to follow it. Telea thanks you.

4 responses »

  1. Well it sounds like to need to move to cool place like Washington its the only place on the national weather forecast that’s not on fire right now. šŸ™‚ http://www.weather.com/maps/news/forecastsummary/uscurrenttemperatures_large.html

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