My Not-So-Adoridable Stalker

I am exhausted. Not because I’ve been doing stuff or not getting enough sleep, NO! I am simply worn out. I have close to zero energy, I have an eye infection, my face is breaking out, and I’m coming down with a cold.

Last night, we went to the lake and swam. Just my parents and a few other adults and I. The water was really warm, so I wasn’t feeling the most super duper refreshed, but it was better than sitting home marathoning old episodes of Charmed (yes, I know I’m a loser).

Carter ended up showing up a little later, so we swam out to the log and talked life and longboarding (which is his hobby), and then we swam back when a certain person showed up.

For the sake of not singling said person out, we’re going to call him Charles (which isn’t even close to his real name). He’s this guy that I mistakenly almost dated last summer and will now not leave me alone. At all.

Whenever I see him, he gets his creeper eyes on and watches me like a hawk. One of the last times I went to the lake, he showed up, and was trying to touch me inappropriately underwater. If it wasn’t such a hassle, I would get a restraining order, but…hassle.

Every time I get a new number, he somehow procures it from someone and texts me. Life is creepy sometimes.

Of course, I try to be nice to him. All people deserve at least a little bit of happiness, right? Before you start, you should just know that I still very firmly say no to him, just if he says hi, I’m gonna say hi back, you know? If he’s getting mixed signals, he doesn’t know what signals are.

Anyway, I am ready for new adventure. I, somewhat foolishly, believe that it is this town that’s bringing me down, and that I need to get out of it.

Anyway, gotta go. Tata for now and all that cute stuff!

Love ya!


About mylifeinheartbeats

Telea is an aspiring Musician who spends too much time aspiring to be a Writer who thinks she's a Comedian. There's not much more to know, except for everything. Telea has a tendency to not think before she speaks or acts. She enjoys chocolate, long walks on the beach, and talking about herself in the third person. She wants to get to know you, so please send her your Name, Address, and SSN. Telea promises that, though she has indeed committed one count of Lewd and Lascivious behavior (to be tried under a court of law), she is a good person and will not intentionally harm you/expose herself to you/hate you for your stupid perspectives/axe-murder you. Telea believes in the greater good, Nutella, peace, free love for all, and snuggles. She chooses Bacon over you, unless you come bearing bacon. She is a fat woman trapped inside a curvy woman's body. She is not for sale unless the price tag you put on her has something to do with world peace. She will sell herself for world peace. She hopes in the deepest of her heart places that you will enjoy her blog and find reason to follow it. Telea thanks you.

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