Thanks, Uterus, I love you too.


Ow. Owwww. OWWWWMOTHERFUCKINGOWWWW.

It’s that time of month, dears. The time of month when my Uterus decides she has a personal vendetta against me and does everything in her power to make my life a living hell.

Ohh the woes of being female. The typical ‘this too shall pass’ feeling goes accompanied with ‘until next month’ and ‘yeah, when I hit menopause’. It is just generally not a good time.

Let us get down to the business of my life. Yesterday, Sami and I took a nice little trip over to the lake (because it was hotter than hellfire) and went swimming. It was really nice and we made a new friend. Of course, that friend was under the initial impression that we might just be lesbians (it’s a Sami and Telea thing), but everything worked out in the end.

There’s not much else to say about my day other than that it was hot, I took a nap, it was hot, I rewatched Ten Inch Hero, and it was fucking hot.

Good times, eh?

Today, I’m having a hard time deciding between going off in search of adventure or staying home snuggling a large bottle of Excedrin and a gallon of chocolate ice cream.

No matter, I will survive!

Love ya!

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About mylifeinheartbeats

Telea is an aspiring Musician who spends too much time aspiring to be a Writer who thinks she's a Comedian. There's not much more to know, except for everything. Telea has a tendency to not think before she speaks or acts. She enjoys chocolate, long walks on the beach, and talking about herself in the third person. She wants to get to know you, so please send her your Name, Address, and SSN. Telea promises that, though she has indeed committed one count of Lewd and Lascivious behavior (to be tried under a court of law), she is a good person and will not intentionally harm you/expose herself to you/hate you for your stupid perspectives/axe-murder you. Telea believes in the greater good, Nutella, peace, free love for all, and snuggles. She chooses Bacon over you, unless you come bearing bacon. She is a fat woman trapped inside a curvy woman's body. She is not for sale unless the price tag you put on her has something to do with world peace. She will sell herself for world peace. She hopes in the deepest of her heart places that you will enjoy her blog and find reason to follow it. Telea thanks you.

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