It was the Wicked and Wild Wisconsin


Hhhooonneeeyyy, I’m hhooommmeee. Yes, dears, I have indeed returned to my ever-so-same town to rejoice in having all of my plans crumble like badly-made cookies. The life of Telea rages on faster than an angry and slightly emotionally confused Water Buffalo, and I, Telea, continue to direct this could-be-famous venture.

Yesterday was rather uneventful, consisting of…going home…getting a terrible sunburn…singing…hanging with Tristan and Jared…and sleeping. What a day…or something. It was really just a blur.

I feel like I’m dreaming now that I’m back. I mean, come on, sure, I was only gone for a week or so, but the honest truth of the matter is…I didn’t expect to come home…

So, we move on into lighter waters. We can see the bottom now, meaning we are all incredibly-edibly shallow. It’s all okay, though, because we are discussing zombies.

I was reading Newsweek today, at the dentist (aka the bringer of misery) and I read about that guy who was playing WoW and then he went and killed 77 people in Norway.

And about that guy who ate the organs of all of his lovers…

And it is all being said: bath salts.

Hey, I had bath salts in my bath water all the time when I was a kid…and I never devoured any faces.

Just kidding, I’m not ignorant, I know it’s a drug (mix) and not a friendly neighborhood skin-softener. And also just kidding, there was one time with a nose, but it was just the tip and I didn’t eat it!

Anyhow, back to the grind.

Love ya!

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About mylifeinheartbeats

Telea is an aspiring Musician who spends too much time aspiring to be a Writer who thinks she's a Comedian. There's not much more to know, except for everything. Telea has a tendency to not think before she speaks or acts. She enjoys chocolate, long walks on the beach, and talking about herself in the third person. She wants to get to know you, so please send her your Name, Address, and SSN. Telea promises that, though she has indeed committed one count of Lewd and Lascivious behavior (to be tried under a court of law), she is a good person and will not intentionally harm you/expose herself to you/hate you for your stupid perspectives/axe-murder you. Telea believes in the greater good, Nutella, peace, free love for all, and snuggles. She chooses Bacon over you, unless you come bearing bacon. She is a fat woman trapped inside a curvy woman's body. She is not for sale unless the price tag you put on her has something to do with world peace. She will sell herself for world peace. She hopes in the deepest of her heart places that you will enjoy her blog and find reason to follow it. Telea thanks you.

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