I am in a car. I am in a red car. I am in a red car with three other people. I am in a red car with three other people wearing ‘I heart cock’ shirts. I am in a red car with three other people wearing ‘I heart cock’ shirts on my way to Pride.
The Twin Cities Pride Fest is one of the largest Pride Fests in the United States. And I am going there. Just as soon as my ride figures out where the hell we are going.
Anyway, yesterday, I went to a really fun party with music and a guy that looked like a cross between Drew Fuller and Jared Leto.
We flirted for like, an hour, I found out he was from California…
And just as we were leaning in for what was probably going to be the most epic kiss of the century when…
I got cockblocked by my grandmother, who was smashed. She calls my phone and says: I am getting a bad vibe, come home.
Damn. Damn damn damn. One more. Damn.
Okay, we are just about to the park. See you later, lovelies!