What the HELL is Moving Away?

My dear friends, I am about to go on a crazy adventure. The first gigantic step of my life, though not as big as you might think. I am, after all, Telea, and this won’t seem huge to some of you who know me, but trust me, it feels like a million steps in an unknown direction, and I am kind of nervous.

In just a week and a half, I will be departing my well-known home in Wisconsin and living in a tent in a stranger’s back yard in Minneapolis. Now, you may say:

“What the hell, Telea? Doesn’t that seem kind of weird and dangerous?”

To which I reply:


Here’s the situation. I, Telea, an emotionally inflamed fly on an elephant’s back, wish to change the world one tiny, weensie step at a time. The problem being that nothing changes in my current home town. I have been told nothing ever changes anywhere. So, I’m changing my location. It’s a first step. I need to get around people, I need to experience life in a different way than I have been raised in.

Not to say I haven’t been raised well. I had a (mostly) good childhood, and a (generally) okay teenage life. Yeah, I’ve been through some really hard shit (this is not a toilet joke), but I will deal with it, because I am stronger than an ant (in comparison, you know, 20 times their size) emotionally, and I will be okay.

So, I talked to my Auntie Isaac (Cute nickname, no relation), and he found me a place to stay for the summer. It’s a beautiful thing. I’ll be living (mostly) on my own, and I’ll be (generally) okay. I’ll experience tons of new things, meet a ton of new people, and be a ton of new Telea’s, I’m sure. This is my experience.

Also, I’ll be living nine blocks from a waterfall. A FUCKING WATERFALL! How cool is that? I will also be within roller-blading distance from Lake Nokomis, so, uhmmm, swimming is a must. Overall, I think it’s going to be an amazing summer, and I will be trying my damnedest to keep you beautiful people updated whilst I am away. All of my adventures will be seen here, because guess what?

I love you guys. You have kept me motivated to post a blog, and it has truly been a life-changing experience for me. Though, of course, I need to get back into my humorous step, because I’ve kind of slowed to a semi-humorous life-walk…not cool, compatriots, not cool AT ALL.

Love ya!


About mylifeinheartbeats

Telea is an aspiring Musician who spends too much time aspiring to be a Writer who thinks she's a Comedian. There's not much more to know, except for everything. Telea has a tendency to not think before she speaks or acts. She enjoys chocolate, long walks on the beach, and talking about herself in the third person. She wants to get to know you, so please send her your Name, Address, and SSN. Telea promises that, though she has indeed committed one count of Lewd and Lascivious behavior (to be tried under a court of law), she is a good person and will not intentionally harm you/expose herself to you/hate you for your stupid perspectives/axe-murder you. Telea believes in the greater good, Nutella, peace, free love for all, and snuggles. She chooses Bacon over you, unless you come bearing bacon. She is a fat woman trapped inside a curvy woman's body. She is not for sale unless the price tag you put on her has something to do with world peace. She will sell herself for world peace. She hopes in the deepest of her heart places that you will enjoy her blog and find reason to follow it. Telea thanks you.

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