SNOW DAY! (Oh god, what a cliche blog title)


Just a list of 5 things you could do on a Snow Day, since I’m too lazy to post a blog and dad’s in quite a mood.

1. Go make a snow angel, and then kill it. No one likes angels, just go watch Supernatural for a while. They’re douchebags. So, don’t bring them into creation just because they’re purdy.

2. Build a snow-frog. You know, like a snow-man, except it’s a frog, and bigger. My father did this today, and it was quite impressive. Build something artistic, at least, because that’s what real people do.

3. Shovel. This is something that no one likes doing. I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone over the age of seven who goes:

“YES! It’s snowing! Let’s go SHOVEL!”

It doesn’t happen. Especially when I have a hurt back. Now, my father is yelling because I didn’t shovel snow. Well, frankly, I couldn’t help it. The weight of the heavy snow along with the bend and twist you have to do every time you scoop up a new load of God’s poop is just too painful.

4. Lay inside and watch Supernatural or How I Met Your Mother all day. No, you don’t get other choices. Those are the programs you are allowed to watch, end of discussion.

5. Wonder if this huge snowstorm was brought on by natural events or by the fact that it’s a leap-day. Is this a sign? Is the world really going to end? You really have to think about these things, I mean…with the end of the world coming up in like, 9 months and then this going on…I don’t know, man, it bodes ill.

That could be just superstitious me…or not me at all, since I don’t believe the world is going to end…but come on, it is a little fishy, is it not?

Okay, that’s all for today.

Love ya!

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Telea is an aspiring Musician who spends too much time aspiring to be a Writer who thinks she's a Comedian. There's not much more to know, except for everything. Telea has a tendency to not think before she speaks or acts. She enjoys chocolate, long walks on the beach, and talking about herself in the third person. She wants to get to know you, so please send her your Name, Address, and SSN. Telea promises that, though she has indeed committed one count of Lewd and Lascivious behavior (to be tried under a court of law), she is a good person and will not intentionally harm you/expose herself to you/hate you for your stupid perspectives/axe-murder you. Telea believes in the greater good, Nutella, peace, free love for all, and snuggles. She chooses Bacon over you, unless you come bearing bacon. She is a fat woman trapped inside a curvy woman's body. She is not for sale unless the price tag you put on her has something to do with world peace. She will sell herself for world peace. She hopes in the deepest of her heart places that you will enjoy her blog and find reason to follow it. Telea thanks you.

11 responses »

  1. ZOMG! It is snowing here as well. By the assumption that it is unlikely we are living in the same city, I think it is a leap-day thing!

    Please come by to read my funny stories.

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  2. What’s with all the angel books that are coming out lately? I find them funny because most of them hint at having angel sex angel love triangles. haha I guess they are trying to make angels the new vampires.

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    • Which is actually…kinda gross. I mean, Anne Rice scraped around with the whole Vampires and religion mix, and that was disturbing enough. To actually bring in religion as a sexual object (I mean, what else are Angels) is like saying you’re blowing God. Totally wrong, even for an Agnost.

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  3. I disagree… I say YES, SHOVELING 😀 Love you!

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