Okay, I’m not doing the news today. I’m not doing a list, and I’m not here to please any of you at all today. I just want to do what I want, and that is just fine with all of you, because you love me.
On two side notes, sorry I didn’t blog yesterday. I was sick. Sorry I won’t be posting another blog after this one until Monday, or maybe later. Sorry I suck. Okay, now, let’s talk.
I am in love.
Yes, with multiple people, but this is real, and significant, and I don’t know what to do.
He knows. That’s something.
If he reads my blog, I will suffer extreme embarrassment.
Also, I met this amazing girl! We’re now FBSBFL!
I spend hours a day thinking about these two individuals now. I can’t help myself.
Oh my god, I’m talking about my life. For real, this time!
Also, my brother reads this blog (“Telea, you’re too young to be in love.”)
Let’s talk about how sick I am.
I got in the shower this morning to attempt to go to school.
I had just stood up after shaving my beautiful, soft, amazing, delicious legs…when…
Blood starts rushing down my face like a FUCKING WATERFALL!
What the Honey-roasted Ham Stacker?
This went on for a timed 5 minutes without slowing, and then, just like magic, it stopped.
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?!!?
I then almost fainted, thusly deciding I wasn’t going to school this morning.
DO YOU HAVE A FRAC-SANDING PROBLEM WITH THAT?
I thought not.
Okay, in other news…
I am not a whore.
I just thought I would throw that out there for those of you who assumed it was such.
I’m not, okay?