Let’s not talk. Just listen!

Okay, I’m not doing the news today. I’m not doing a list, and I’m not here to please any of you at all today. I just want to do what I want, and that is just fine with all of you, because you love me.

On two side notes, sorry I didn’t blog yesterday. I was sick. Sorry I won’t be posting another blog after this one until Monday, or maybe later. Sorry I suck. Okay, now, let’s talk.

I am in love.

Yes, with multiple people, but this is real, and significant, and I don’t know what to do.

He knows. That’s something.

If he reads my blog, I will suffer extreme embarrassment.

Also, I met this amazing girl! We’re now FBSBFL!

I spend hours a day thinking about these two individuals now. I can’t help myself.

Oh my god, I’m talking about my life. For real, this time!

Also, my brother reads this blog (“Telea, you’re too young to be in love.”)


Let’s talk about how sick I am.

I got in the shower this morning to attempt to go to school.

I had just stood up after shaving my beautiful, soft, amazing, delicious legs…when…

Blood starts rushing down my face like a FUCKING WATERFALL!

What the Honey-roasted Ham Stacker?

This went on for a timed 5 minutes without slowing, and then, just like magic, it stopped.


I then almost fainted, thusly deciding I wasn’t going to school this morning.


I thought not.

Okay, in other news…

I am not a whore.

I just thought I would throw that out there for those of you who assumed it was such.

I’m not.


I’m not, okay?




About mylifeinheartbeats

Telea is an aspiring Musician who spends too much time aspiring to be a Writer who thinks she's a Comedian. There's not much more to know, except for everything. Telea has a tendency to not think before she speaks or acts. She enjoys chocolate, long walks on the beach, and talking about herself in the third person. She wants to get to know you, so please send her your Name, Address, and SSN. Telea promises that, though she has indeed committed one count of Lewd and Lascivious behavior (to be tried under a court of law), she is a good person and will not intentionally harm you/expose herself to you/hate you for your stupid perspectives/axe-murder you. Telea believes in the greater good, Nutella, peace, free love for all, and snuggles. She chooses Bacon over you, unless you come bearing bacon. She is a fat woman trapped inside a curvy woman's body. She is not for sale unless the price tag you put on her has something to do with world peace. She will sell herself for world peace. She hopes in the deepest of her heart places that you will enjoy her blog and find reason to follow it. Telea thanks you.

2 responses »

  1. :3

    I like that this wasn’t about the news… Just about you. And that girl- she sounds hella cool. (;

    Also, I’m glad you feel better today.

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