The quirks of being Telea (A.k.a, all the funny reasons I’m better than you) (Jan. 5th Posting)


I don’t really have a topic today. As you guys might have noticed, I kind of just randomly post things as the title and hope you guys actually read this. Sooo, I decided so that I don’t let you down, I have to post at least 15 blog posts on here this month, or I have failed my nonexistant believers/followers.

I had some lady tell me to write something in here, but she wanted to advertise Viagra, so I didn’t take her too seriously. Then again, there’s nothing quite so embarrassing as erectile dysfunction, so it could go either way. Let’s play would you rather for a moment.

Would you rather…

Have tourettes…or…have erectile dysfunction?

Have a really small penis that could pleasure all supermodels…or…have a ridiculously large penis that made you feel intense pleasure?

(P.S, I’m making these up as I go along, so don’t judge)

Would you rather…

Have a boner all the time…or…never be able to get it up?

OH MY GOD, THAT’S A HARD ONE, hahaha, no pun intended.

I have like, a minute left before the bell rings and I go to lunch, so I’m gonna finish this up by promising on my life that I will post something long and hard and full of semen…

Hahaha, YELLOW SUBMARINE

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About mylifeinheartbeats

Telea is an aspiring Musician who spends too much time aspiring to be a Writer who thinks she's a Comedian. There's not much more to know, except for everything. Telea has a tendency to not think before she speaks or acts. She enjoys chocolate, long walks on the beach, and talking about herself in the third person. She wants to get to know you, so please send her your Name, Address, and SSN. Telea promises that, though she has indeed committed one count of Lewd and Lascivious behavior (to be tried under a court of law), she is a good person and will not intentionally harm you/expose herself to you/hate you for your stupid perspectives/axe-murder you. Telea believes in the greater good, Nutella, peace, free love for all, and snuggles. She chooses Bacon over you, unless you come bearing bacon. She is a fat woman trapped inside a curvy woman's body. She is not for sale unless the price tag you put on her has something to do with world peace. She will sell herself for world peace. She hopes in the deepest of her heart places that you will enjoy her blog and find reason to follow it. Telea thanks you.

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