We’re gonna party like it’s 1999

Why is that a phrase?

Uhh, ever heard of Y-2-K?

I did. I was 6 fucking years old, but I knew what it was.

I mean, come on, Nsync wrote a freaking song about it. Right?

So, today, I need to do a vlog, but I have lil zits everywhere and I look super duper trashy and stuff and I just feel like I really need to be awesome about this and show you my terrible face anyway, but I’m not sure at all.


Right, buddy?

It’s gonna be so freaking cool.

So, I’m about to go VOmegling. Just sayin’.

So this blog post is really short and only here because I felt bad about leaving you guys hanging.

Just sayin’

I pooped today.


About mylifeinheartbeats

Telea is an aspiring Musician who spends too much time aspiring to be a Writer who thinks she's a Comedian. There's not much more to know, except for everything. Telea has a tendency to not think before she speaks or acts. She enjoys chocolate, long walks on the beach, and talking about herself in the third person. She wants to get to know you, so please send her your Name, Address, and SSN. Telea promises that, though she has indeed committed one count of Lewd and Lascivious behavior (to be tried under a court of law), she is a good person and will not intentionally harm you/expose herself to you/hate you for your stupid perspectives/axe-murder you. Telea believes in the greater good, Nutella, peace, free love for all, and snuggles. She chooses Bacon over you, unless you come bearing bacon. She is a fat woman trapped inside a curvy woman's body. She is not for sale unless the price tag you put on her has something to do with world peace. She will sell herself for world peace. She hopes in the deepest of her heart places that you will enjoy her blog and find reason to follow it. Telea thanks you.

One response »

  1. Um… well I expected longer… But I bet you hear that from chicks all the time 😉 haha love you thanks sister!


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