I’ll never be famous!

It’s a true story, ya know?

I don’t really care, but it would be pretty cool to be kinda-sorta famous, right?

I mean, you guys will never be famous either, but I’m working super hard to be so, and you probably are NOT. If you are, well, kudos to you, right? Yeahhh, buddy.

Why are we talking about being famous?

Because I received a question in my inbox saying:

“Telea, how do I become famous?”

Uhhhhhh. Awkward.

Duuuudddeee, WHY would you ever ask me that? I’m not famous! I’ll never be famous! (SEE TITLE!)

Let us just reflect on the question for a moment.

How do I become famous?

How do I become famous?

How do I become famous?

How do I become famous?

How do I become famous?

How do I become famous?


Unless you’re pretty, talented, awesome in every way, and just…ohhhmahhhgoodddd.


Look at me now


You probably know her since she had FIFTY MILLION VIEWS!

Why, because she and her cute husband are attractive, funny, talented, and just total ballers.

I mean, I can sing, there’s no doubt about that.

I do have a CERTAIN attractive appeal…I suppose.

AND I am devoted to becoming famous.

Still not going to happen. Just sayin’.

There’s too many pretty people out there.

So, to answer you question in one short, disappointing, terrible sentence.

You fail, you will never become famous!

And that is all for the blog today.

I love you and I wanna let you know that you’re beautiful and wonderful, but so am I and I’m not going anywhere.

Okayyy, bye!


About mylifeinheartbeats

Telea is an aspiring Musician who spends too much time aspiring to be a Writer who thinks she's a Comedian. There's not much more to know, except for everything. Telea has a tendency to not think before she speaks or acts. She enjoys chocolate, long walks on the beach, and talking about herself in the third person. She wants to get to know you, so please send her your Name, Address, and SSN. Telea promises that, though she has indeed committed one count of Lewd and Lascivious behavior (to be tried under a court of law), she is a good person and will not intentionally harm you/expose herself to you/hate you for your stupid perspectives/axe-murder you. Telea believes in the greater good, Nutella, peace, free love for all, and snuggles. She chooses Bacon over you, unless you come bearing bacon. She is a fat woman trapped inside a curvy woman's body. She is not for sale unless the price tag you put on her has something to do with world peace. She will sell herself for world peace. She hopes in the deepest of her heart places that you will enjoy her blog and find reason to follow it. Telea thanks you.

One response »

  1. Uhh this post is so blunt and so lovely. Haha! Any other person I would probably say ‘you’re way too into ourself’. When you write it and the way you write it is just fucking cute and I love it. Kbai. ❤


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