Okay, let us blog today, mmmkay? I mean, I think that I happen to be a pretty damn cool cat, ya know? I mean, I work so hard on this blog and on my Youtube Channel (OHH YEAH, TEN WHOLE VIDEOS, BITCHES!), and I even tweet once in a while from my phone, so you cannot even be getting all up in this and going:
“Ohh god, that Telea doesn’t try at all, because I do, and I DARE you to do better!
Okay, so at the risk of my pride and dignity, I’m having a contest where you can win…a two-dollar bill, sent to your house! You will also get a mention in a Youtube video! THIS IS A TRUE STORY!
1. Subscribe to my Youtube Channel. (http://www.youtube.com/user/mylifeinheartbeats/videos)
2. Send me a Gmail or Youtube message with your name and address. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
3. Send me one good (funny and original and no-budget) idea for a video to put up on Youtube. You will be credited with the idea, and if you have a recording device, you can also send a short video of yourself talking or acting or performing and we will add that into the video as well.
That’s about it! Best original video idea wins, and all contestants will be mentioned in a video!
The contest ends…
December 25th, 2011!!!!
Okay, topic topic topic.
I know that you guys have really been hating on me by not liking or commenting on my posts or subscribing to my youtube channel and stuff, and so I decided to make a hate-blog on you.
THE REASON WHY I HATE YOU ALL!
1. I don’t.
That’s puuurrrdy much it, because the thing is…Jesus forgives you for even reading this blog.
Oh, by the way, I’m Jesus.
You Christains and Catholics and Jesus-lovers out there…
JUST CALM DOWN!
As Bo Burnham once said (and I’m paraphrasing here):
“The only thing I don’t make fun of is White People. They’ve been through enough.”
But really, I AM just kidding, mmmkayness?
MAIL THAT I SHOULD HAVE POSTED A LONG ASS TIME AGO AND AM JUST DOING NOW!
“so i was at my house minding my own business when my dog started barking in his kennel and so my grandmother told me to go let him out. well i walked down stairs and i opened up the door to his kennel and he charged out towards the door in the proses he stepped on my foot! and it hurt keep in mind my dog does weigh more than i do and he has sharp nails and i was barefoot (because truthfully thats the only way to live) it felt like this! ”
Also, I found this funny Youtube video that you could use if you wanted to.
i love your blogs i hope you continue to write<3″
WHY THANK YOU, BRIANNA!
Can we have a round of applause for the beautiful Brianna?
Yeah, I do know her, and yeah, she’s FACKING BEAUTIFUL, OKAY!?!?
Okay, moving on, enter the contest!!!