“Basically, he said he loved Orphans in a very sexual manner.”

Let’s sit down and have a little chat right now. For real, let’s have a little talk about little talks. No, we have something real to discuss. Something scary, something involving the aforementioned (as in ‘past blog posts’) Kyle. This is a serious thing, so you need to PAY ATTENTION!

Alice: I’m a Loli.

Kyle: Uhhh

Alice: A Lolita?

Kyle: Uhhhh…


Alice: Kind of a person who looks like they’re younger than they are, but is still really attractive.”

Kyle: Ohh, so like an ORPHAN!

Me: Wait, what?! Did you just say you were ATTRACTED to orphans? Because when I think orphan, I think little kid. OR! I think movie about a girl who is really like, 30 years old and a total psychopath, sooo, which did you mean? Either way, I think you need some SERIOUS help. Mmmkay?

Moving on, this is a really short blog post today so DON’T JUDGE ME!

This saturday should bring some more videos I believe, but they may not be the most well-planned things ever.

Okay, goodbye, I love you, okay? ❤


About mylifeinheartbeats

Telea is an aspiring Musician who spends too much time aspiring to be a Writer who thinks she's a Comedian. There's not much more to know, except for everything. Telea has a tendency to not think before she speaks or acts. She enjoys chocolate, long walks on the beach, and talking about herself in the third person. She wants to get to know you, so please send her your Name, Address, and SSN. Telea promises that, though she has indeed committed one count of Lewd and Lascivious behavior (to be tried under a court of law), she is a good person and will not intentionally harm you/expose herself to you/hate you for your stupid perspectives/axe-murder you. Telea believes in the greater good, Nutella, peace, free love for all, and snuggles. She chooses Bacon over you, unless you come bearing bacon. She is a fat woman trapped inside a curvy woman's body. She is not for sale unless the price tag you put on her has something to do with world peace. She will sell herself for world peace. She hopes in the deepest of her heart places that you will enjoy her blog and find reason to follow it. Telea thanks you.

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