Hoonnneeeyyy, I’m HOOMMMEEEE!


Soooo, I’m a dirty whore who doesn’t make enough time for this fucking blog anymore. For that I apologize. I actually got a couple of hate mail letters from my fans and that is exactly when I went: HOKAY then! I will finally log on and not let you down because I’m actually going to be posting a blog today! Go me!

But Kyle is sitting over here just making fun of me becauuseee he thinks that I am not any good at writing. He says my blog is shit and I should just stop before I’m apprehended by the

‘Your blog is Shit’ Police.

REALLY, WHO THE FUCK SAYS THAT?!?

He’s a real hater.

I am working so hard to keep my grades up, be awesome, go party, have a good time, eat some food, sleep some sleep, do some possibly illegal deeds and STILL have time to ever come on here and post!

GUESS WHAT?!

It’s December and I’m still blogging. This is the time of year where I completely bash on Christmas ALL the time and instead get all up on the excitement for New Years!

YAAYYY!

I bet you’re facepalming now because this is gonna be a slightly less legit way of doing exactly what I did when Halloween was rolling around and TALKING ABOUT IT AND GETTING EXCITED OVER IT AND OBSESSING OVER IT ALL THE FUCKING TIME BECAUSE I JUST ABSOLUTELY LOOOOVVVEEE PARTIES AND WHEN DO PARTIES HAPPEN?!?!? On Holidays.

We get to see pictures of PARTIES!

ICE SCULPTURE PENISES!

HAPPINESS!

ICE SCULPTURE PENISES THAT SHOOT WATER OUT OF THEIR TIPS!

 

AND PARTIES!

Moooving on, since that was incredibly awkward and pornographic…

I have a video to show you, and it’s like, you NEED TO WATCH THIS.

That actually ends my post for the day.

I do love you guys and I will insert some quality writing at a later date, like tomorrow.

Muah!

Advertisements

About mylifeinheartbeats

Telea is an aspiring Musician who spends too much time aspiring to be a Writer who thinks she's a Comedian. There's not much more to know, except for everything. Telea has a tendency to not think before she speaks or acts. She enjoys chocolate, long walks on the beach, and talking about herself in the third person. She wants to get to know you, so please send her your Name, Address, and SSN. Telea promises that, though she has indeed committed one count of Lewd and Lascivious behavior (to be tried under a court of law), she is a good person and will not intentionally harm you/expose herself to you/hate you for your stupid perspectives/axe-murder you. Telea believes in the greater good, Nutella, peace, free love for all, and snuggles. She chooses Bacon over you, unless you come bearing bacon. She is a fat woman trapped inside a curvy woman's body. She is not for sale unless the price tag you put on her has something to do with world peace. She will sell herself for world peace. She hopes in the deepest of her heart places that you will enjoy her blog and find reason to follow it. Telea thanks you.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: