Soooo, I’m a dirty whore who doesn’t make enough time for this fucking blog anymore. For that I apologize. I actually got a couple of hate mail letters from my fans and that is exactly when I went: HOKAY then! I will finally log on and not let you down because I’m actually going to be posting a blog today! Go me!
But Kyle is sitting over here just making fun of me becauuseee he thinks that I am not any good at writing. He says my blog is shit and I should just stop before I’m apprehended by the
‘Your blog is Shit’ Police.
REALLY, WHO THE FUCK SAYS THAT?!?
He’s a real hater.
I am working so hard to keep my grades up, be awesome, go party, have a good time, eat some food, sleep some sleep, do some possibly illegal deeds and STILL have time to ever come on here and post!
It’s December and I’m still blogging. This is the time of year where I completely bash on Christmas ALL the time and instead get all up on the excitement for New Years!
I bet you’re facepalming now because this is gonna be a slightly less legit way of doing exactly what I did when Halloween was rolling around and TALKING ABOUT IT AND GETTING EXCITED OVER IT AND OBSESSING OVER IT ALL THE FUCKING TIME BECAUSE I JUST ABSOLUTELY LOOOOVVVEEE PARTIES AND WHEN DO PARTIES HAPPEN?!?!? On Holidays.
We get to see pictures of PARTIES!
ICE SCULPTURE PENISES!
ICE SCULPTURE PENISES THAT SHOOT WATER OUT OF THEIR TIPS!
Moooving on, since that was incredibly awkward and pornographic…
I have a video to show you, and it’s like, you NEED TO WATCH THIS.
That actually ends my post for the day.
I do love you guys and I will insert some quality writing at a later date, like tomorrow.