The reasons why I chill out in fedoras (an informative blog)


Okay, so included is a picture of me in a fedora. The reason for this is that fedoras rock my freaking socks off, and that may be the only reason. Let me explain to you as well as I possibly can without embarrassing myself or my llama.

But first.

I’m gonna use my phone’s prediction app to make up a ridiculous sentence that may or may not make any sense at all.

Sense by judge me miss you talking from scratch from hell with interest by hand over there.

Okay. Let us discuss at length the meaning of that sentence.

I don’t even know where I would start. Let us move on to slightly less confusing subjects. Like fedoras.

It just crossed out my text and I have no idea why. Devil phone.

Fedoras are just amazing and beautiful, especially ones that are pink and plaid and on my head, okay? Okay. I’m glad we have all that cleared up.

I have to think of something serious to discuss that everyone on the internet would like to discuss with me.

Let’s talk about the pros and cons of Omegle, mmmkay? OKAY!

There are some really interesting people on there (like Kevin).
It’s a boredom buster.
You can learn a lot of new things.
You get to meet new people.

A lot of people are just there for cybersex.
You see A LOT of penises.
There are weird old guys.
You see a lot of pedos.
There are some really rude people.
Chicks on there are total whores.
Everyone wants to see your tits.

What did I just hear from you? There are more cons than pros and that means that I shouldn’t go on there?

Well, fuck that! I want to meet another Kevin.

Okay, so discussion questions for you.

Have you ever used video omegle?
What kind of experience did you have?
Would you do it again?
What is the funniest thing that has happened to you on Omegle?
Do you think that Omegle is a good idea. Why or why not?

Okay, finishing up, I’m gonna use a quote that I heard from a person I omegled with today.

“Just look at this guy, he has goat muscles, like Tumnus from The lion, the witch and the wardrobe. He’s our own little Mexican goatman.”


About mylifeinheartbeats

Telea is an aspiring Musician who spends too much time aspiring to be a Writer who thinks she's a Comedian. There's not much more to know, except for everything. Telea has a tendency to not think before she speaks or acts. She enjoys chocolate, long walks on the beach, and talking about herself in the third person. She wants to get to know you, so please send her your Name, Address, and SSN. Telea promises that, though she has indeed committed one count of Lewd and Lascivious behavior (to be tried under a court of law), she is a good person and will not intentionally harm you/expose herself to you/hate you for your stupid perspectives/axe-murder you. Telea believes in the greater good, Nutella, peace, free love for all, and snuggles. She chooses Bacon over you, unless you come bearing bacon. She is a fat woman trapped inside a curvy woman's body. She is not for sale unless the price tag you put on her has something to do with world peace. She will sell herself for world peace. She hopes in the deepest of her heart places that you will enjoy her blog and find reason to follow it. Telea thanks you.

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