This post is called: Blogging from my new Android, bitches!


Okay, so this is going be a lot of work, isn’t it? The fact is that I don’t have access to a real computer right meow, and I just got this awesome new phone, so I figured that I would make a very short post just for you guys. Hey, I love you just that much.

Okay, so I’m still trying to figure out the keys and stuff so that I can become a total pro, but for now I’ll just struggle along like a weirdo.

Sooo, the topic of the day is awkward parental moments. You know, like when you’re watching a movie with the family and a reeallllyy intense sexual scene comes on, and you were the one who picked out the movie.

What I tend to do, though I personally love intense intimate scenes, is either leave the room for a glass of water or I start randomly texting someone.

Now you may be sitting here, reading this blog post, thinking

“I don’t think I would do that.”

Or

“She must not be very mature if she can’t handle dealing with sexual matters with her own damn parents”

Now, if you are thinking something along those lines, you can just put a cork in it right now, sir or madam.

Because here’s the thing. No matter what age you are, it’s always going to uncomfortable talking to your parents about sex, because frankly, you don’t want to hear about what they’ve been doing in bed. Also, they know you’re probably having sex, but they don’t need their precious images of you corrupted.

If you let sex become partially taboo in a parent/child relationship, you’re probably better off.

So, when watching black swan and that lesbian sex scene comes on, sure, it’s not so weird that you don’t want to see it…I mean, there’s nothing legitly wrong with any kind of sex, you know?

…I just don’t need my parents to watch it with me.

Would you invite your mom to watch porn with you?

Well, maybe you might, but not me.

In conclusion, sex plus parents equals bad

Mmmmkay?

Good.

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About mylifeinheartbeats

Telea is an aspiring Musician who spends too much time aspiring to be a Writer who thinks she's a Comedian. There's not much more to know, except for everything. Telea has a tendency to not think before she speaks or acts. She enjoys chocolate, long walks on the beach, and talking about herself in the third person. She wants to get to know you, so please send her your Name, Address, and SSN. Telea promises that, though she has indeed committed one count of Lewd and Lascivious behavior (to be tried under a court of law), she is a good person and will not intentionally harm you/expose herself to you/hate you for your stupid perspectives/axe-murder you. Telea believes in the greater good, Nutella, peace, free love for all, and snuggles. She chooses Bacon over you, unless you come bearing bacon. She is a fat woman trapped inside a curvy woman's body. She is not for sale unless the price tag you put on her has something to do with world peace. She will sell herself for world peace. She hopes in the deepest of her heart places that you will enjoy her blog and find reason to follow it. Telea thanks you.

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