Okay, so I’m finally back on a day that actually seems to be fun to blog on. HAPPY TACO TUESDAY! I had eight followers, but someone unfollowed me, so now I’m super-duper sad, because I thought I was really speshal but actually, I’m just kinda speshal. Enough with the complaining, WE HAVE THINGS TO CELEBRATE!
It’s A.N.’s BIRTHDAY!
Also, I forgot to wish Alice a very very very happy birthday on Friday. Lucky bitch got an 11-11-11 birthday and I didn’t. If you wanna know MY birthday, you have to be able to speak Spanish.
Mi Cumpleanos es el cinco de Agosto. YAY!
Thank god I’m finally learning a new language, I was feeling trapped without a second one. Well, third if you could Pig Latin…
ello-Hay, y-May ame-Nay is-Ay ELEA-TAY! UCK-SAY IT-AY! Oh yes, I sooo went there.
So, it happens to be cool picture day, and I am absolutely SET on the picture being of Tacos.
What, you thought that my cool picture was gonna be JUST TACOS? Okay, yeah, Tacos are pretty great, but RAINBOW TACOS?!?!?
Luckily, I’m not the only person who thinks so, so here are a few pictures that I procured of rainbow foods that mostly happen to be Tacos.
Now that is a taco to be photoshoppedly semi-proud of. Orrr not proud at all because THIS IS A TERRIBLE RAINBOW TACO PICTURE AND I DEMAND A REPLACEMENT RIGHT NOW!
Okay, here’s what I’m talking about! See, this is a perfectly fine sparkly rainbow taco, and no, I’m not stoned or on shrooms when I say this, but that’s about the most delicious-looking thing I’ve seen since yesterday morning when I discovered…wait, wait wait…what did I discover again?
Moving on, I wanted to talk about my motivations as to writing my blog, but I don’t specifically have any, and any that I have probably got discussed at the last board meeting. Sooo, we’re just gonna fuck that subject into the ground and talk about dinosaurs and
money happiness just dinosaurs.
Mmkay, so you may ask me or yourself…
“Why are we discussing dinosaurs again?”
Because I recently discovered that I’m distantly related to two different kinds of dinosaurs.
Also, the Teleasaurus Rex.
Uhh, sexy RAINBOW dino!
Badly Paint Shop Pro’d, may I add.
See? This is why we can’t be friends?
ALSO ALSO ALSO! I have this thing to share with you. It’s actually a band called Rainbow Taco. Now, I have not listened to any of their music, but, here’s the deal: I’m advertising them anyway JUST BECAUSE OF THEIR NAME! Now, they only have a MYSPACE page. Here you go!
AND AND AND! You don’t have to actually watch this video, but I found it…rainbow taco-ey.
“Telea, you’re a fucking nutshell.”
I know this, Senor.
Since the bell is about to ring, I’m cutting this cute little conversation short and ending with a random quote on dinosaurs that I won’t even both to proof-read.
“The public image of dinosaurs is tainted by extinction. It’s hard to accept dinosaurs as a success when they are all dead.”
Telea Dodge Robert T Bakker