Hey, sicky, get a life!

Thanks so much you guys, for all the views you guys have been giving me, even though I’ve been a sicky who hasn’t exactly been keeping up on her Monday-Friday blogging duties. I love you anyway, and I hope you still love me too, despite my failure to make you happy with my happiness.

So, today I go to the doctor, because apparently, you’re gonna die or kill everyone else with your sickliness if  you’ve been gone from school for more than three days. What utter bullshit this nation makes up.

Okay, so here’s the deal, my school says that if you’ve been gone three or more days, you have to have a note from a doctor to go back. I suppose it makes sense, because of the fact that maybe this little piggy isn’t really sick, just skipping school because she doesn’t want a future in anything but full-time burger-flipping. Here’s the funny thing, though, most fast-food joints won’t even hire you anymore unless you are currently enrolled in or have graduated HIGH SCHOOL. Yes, I’ll skip the rest of my future to sit on the streets as a bum. What? Bums need a college degree?

Fuck, there goes my life plan.

So, let me explain my sickness to you in full detail.

My body aches like bloody hell.

My nose is stuffed up.

My head hurts.

I’m dizzy.

I’m wheezing.

I have a phlegmy cough that WON’T GO THE FUCK AWAY!

There’s more, but I doubt you want to hear it.

Anyway, my da is home, and the strict rule is no computer time for sickies, so, I bid you Adieu, my lovelies.

“Don’t try to fix me, I’m not broken.”



About mylifeinheartbeats

Telea is an aspiring Musician who spends too much time aspiring to be a Writer who thinks she's a Comedian. There's not much more to know, except for everything. Telea has a tendency to not think before she speaks or acts. She enjoys chocolate, long walks on the beach, and talking about herself in the third person. She wants to get to know you, so please send her your Name, Address, and SSN. Telea promises that, though she has indeed committed one count of Lewd and Lascivious behavior (to be tried under a court of law), she is a good person and will not intentionally harm you/expose herself to you/hate you for your stupid perspectives/axe-murder you. Telea believes in the greater good, Nutella, peace, free love for all, and snuggles. She chooses Bacon over you, unless you come bearing bacon. She is a fat woman trapped inside a curvy woman's body. She is not for sale unless the price tag you put on her has something to do with world peace. She will sell herself for world peace. She hopes in the deepest of her heart places that you will enjoy her blog and find reason to follow it. Telea thanks you.

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