Thanks so much you guys, for all the views you guys have been giving me, even though I’ve been a sicky who hasn’t exactly been keeping up on her Monday-Friday blogging duties. I love you anyway, and I hope you still love me too, despite my failure to make you happy with my happiness.
So, today I go to the doctor, because apparently, you’re gonna die or kill everyone else with your sickliness if you’ve been gone from school for more than three days. What utter bullshit this nation makes up.
Okay, so here’s the deal, my school says that if you’ve been gone three or more days, you have to have a note from a doctor to go back. I suppose it makes sense, because of the fact that maybe this little piggy isn’t really sick, just skipping school because she doesn’t want a future in anything but full-time burger-flipping. Here’s the funny thing, though, most fast-food joints won’t even hire you anymore unless you are currently enrolled in or have graduated HIGH SCHOOL. Yes, I’ll skip the rest of my future to sit on the streets as a bum. What? Bums need a college degree?
Fuck, there goes my life plan.
So, let me explain my sickness to you in full detail.
My body aches like bloody hell.
My nose is stuffed up.
My head hurts.
I have a phlegmy cough that WON’T GO THE FUCK AWAY!
There’s more, but I doubt you want to hear it.
Anyway, my da is home, and the strict rule is no computer time for sickies, so, I bid you Adieu, my lovelies.
“Don’t try to fix me, I’m not broken.”