I’m so sorry, strangers, it’s not my fault.

Okay, here’s how it goes. It’s November, which, as you all know is like, one of the main flu seasons, and I did happen to get sick, and it’s like…COUGH COUGH, SNEEZE SNEEZE!

So, I’ve been home sick all day! It’s so damn lame, I mean, school sucks, but this sucks wayyyy harder!

Buttttt, I have a couple of pictures from Halloween to share with you all!

Told you I was verrrry blue!


Gotta love free photobooths!


A slight change for when we went Trick-Or-Treating!

Photobooth on an Iphone thingy.


Firstly, DON'T TELL ME I'M TOO OLD FOR TRICK OR TREATING!!! Secondly, that was like, an hour of trick-or-treating worth of spoils.

Also, I should let you know that I have a new boyfriend…his name is….


Mr. Pumpkin man.

Once you get to know him, he's really not all the bad, and I won't eat him like I did with Mr. Goodbar.

It may seem that I'm not wearing pants...like, at all, but the truth of the matter is...my spandex just rides up...a lot.

I don't exactly know what all of us were supposed to be, but the blood made my costume look so much more legit, and who ever heard of Zombies taking pictures?

My final photo for Halloween is an image that I saved for last just because of the total legitness of it. Now, the blue body paint that I’m wearing in all of these photos is kind of expensive (Like 20 bucks), I had to order it extra-special, and if you’re interested in getting some, it’s so legit. It doesn’t look like much, but I have like, half the container left and I’ve done my body twice. (Body equals legs, arms, neck, upper back, and face).

You can find this to buy if you google Diamond FX, it comes in a variety of AWESOME colors.

Sooo, here’s the image you’ve all been waiting with baited breaths for!!

Yeah, I'm pretty sure you can guess which one I am...if not...well...I pray for you!

No quote or humor for the day, I need to go lay down.


About mylifeinheartbeats

Telea is an aspiring Musician who spends too much time aspiring to be a Writer who thinks she's a Comedian. There's not much more to know, except for everything. Telea has a tendency to not think before she speaks or acts. She enjoys chocolate, long walks on the beach, and talking about herself in the third person. She wants to get to know you, so please send her your Name, Address, and SSN. Telea promises that, though she has indeed committed one count of Lewd and Lascivious behavior (to be tried under a court of law), she is a good person and will not intentionally harm you/expose herself to you/hate you for your stupid perspectives/axe-murder you. Telea believes in the greater good, Nutella, peace, free love for all, and snuggles. She chooses Bacon over you, unless you come bearing bacon. She is a fat woman trapped inside a curvy woman's body. She is not for sale unless the price tag you put on her has something to do with world peace. She will sell herself for world peace. She hopes in the deepest of her heart places that you will enjoy her blog and find reason to follow it. Telea thanks you.

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