Ken and Jay, my neighbors, my bosses, my friends. They’re about the most amazing guys ever, and I absolutely love them!!! You may ask: are you writing this because they read your blog or something? No, they don’t know the web address to my blog as of yet, I’m saying this because they truly are amazing.
Today I worked four hours. Good conversation, good work, delicious lunch, good company.
Yes, I’m sorry this blog isn’t so funny, because I’m just happy. That’s all.
Did you know that my humor usually is stemmed from my rage? Yes, I use humor as a shield….so I don’t hurt people.
Our topic of the day is…
REALLY GROSS AND DISTURBING THINGS THAT DOCTORS AND SCIENTISTS DO IN ORDER TO FURTHER RESEARCH ON HUMAN REGENERATION ETC. ETC. THAT, WHEN WE LOOK AT IT, WE CAN’T DECIDE WHETHER IT’S COOL OR GROSS, BUT IN BOTH WAYS ARE MORBIDLY CURIOUS ABOUT WHAT THEY’LL THINK OF NEXT!
Whooooo, I gotta take a breath after THAT mouthful of words.
Why is this my topic, you may ask, to which I’ll reply that I found something pretty disturbing today. It’s a picture…of an arm…with a penis growing on it.
Because, for some reason, doctors think it’s a good idea to use tissues to grow new penises on arms.
On the note of using tissue to grow new appendages on arms…there’s this artist who is growing his FOURTH ear on his arm.
Ears on bodies where they shouldn’t be? Sounds like it’s time to show a picture of the Vacanti Mouse (a.k.a The EARMOUSE)
Now, to get off this disgusting topic fluently, we’ll insert a picture of a singing hamster. Now, you may ask…
“How in the hell is this related to an ear on a wrinkly old mouse?”
Well, it’s something unnatural that a rodent is doing…fluent enough for you?
Yehp, that mouse is ballading the shit out of Enrique Iglesias.
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“You will buy my drugs at high prices, and then you will abuse them.”
– The Devil