The common reaction, the inevitable sound my parents will be hearing at any second when I’ve realized that I must actually have a little bit of talent or be amusing in some way. I have topic people may or may not want to discuss and I have THREE EMAILS IN MY INBOX WITH LOVELY MESSAGES JUST FOR ME!
I won’t scream, I swear. I’ll just sit here, quietly, calmly, legs jitterbugging in excitement, fingers not typing the keys right, writing yet another post for a day where I already talked wayyyy too much! I LOVE IT! In five minutes I went from 2 views to over 50 views! Yay me!!!!
Okay, the messages.
“Love your blog, so funny!” – A.D
“You’re awesome, try looking up music by StaticX if you like Avenged Sevenfold.” – B.R
“I’m showing this to my friends, it’s like I’m talking, except you’re more…lewd.” – O.M
Can I jump and scream now? No, because my ankle is hurt and that would hurt badly.
“My life be like ooohhh, aaahhhmm, ohhhhhmmm, aaahmmm.”
– The Buried Life