JUMP AND SCREAM, JUMP AND SCREAM LOUDLY!


The common reaction, the inevitable sound my parents will be hearing at any second when I’ve realized that I must actually have a little bit of talent or be amusing in some way. I have topic people may or may not want to discuss and I have THREE EMAILS IN MY INBOX WITH LOVELY MESSAGES JUST FOR ME!

I won’t scream, I swear. I’ll just sit here, quietly, calmly, legs jitterbugging in excitement, fingers not typing the keys right, writing yet another post for a day where I already talked wayyyy too much! I LOVE IT! In five minutes I went from 2 views to over 50 views! Yay me!!!!

Okay, the messages.

“Love your blog, so funny!” – A.D

“You’re awesome, try looking up music by StaticX if you like Avenged Sevenfold.” – B.R

“I’m showing this to my friends, it’s like I’m talking, except you’re more…lewd.” – O.M

Can I jump and scream now? No, because my ankle is hurt and that would hurt badly.

“My life be like ooohhh, aaahhhmm, ohhhhhmmm, aaahmmm.”

– The Buried Life

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About mylifeinheartbeats

Telea is an aspiring Musician who spends too much time aspiring to be a Writer who thinks she's a Comedian. There's not much more to know, except for everything. Telea has a tendency to not think before she speaks or acts. She enjoys chocolate, long walks on the beach, and talking about herself in the third person. She wants to get to know you, so please send her your Name, Address, and SSN. Telea promises that, though she has indeed committed one count of Lewd and Lascivious behavior (to be tried under a court of law), she is a good person and will not intentionally harm you/expose herself to you/hate you for your stupid perspectives/axe-murder you. Telea believes in the greater good, Nutella, peace, free love for all, and snuggles. She chooses Bacon over you, unless you come bearing bacon. She is a fat woman trapped inside a curvy woman's body. She is not for sale unless the price tag you put on her has something to do with world peace. She will sell herself for world peace. She hopes in the deepest of her heart places that you will enjoy her blog and find reason to follow it. Telea thanks you.

One response »

  1. Hahaha that’s great. Feedback is wonderful, especially the positive kind. I jump and scream like a girl whenever I get any e-mail of any kind, let alone three filled with praise.

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