WHERE’S MY FUCKING PERMIT, SON?


Okay, so I’m wearing this DUMB green skirt that I have to wear DUMB spandex underneath because some DUMB skirts are just made way too short and it’s terrible. I like this stupid skirt only because it has pockets in it, and that is bad criteria for a skirt. These pockets are the dumbest of all pockets. because they allow items of importance to FALL OUT ON THE BUS!

Like…a permit, that is my third renewal of this said permit, and by far the best imagery that has been shown on any permit (Based on the colorfulnicity of my hair). Gotta love suckiness. So, I realized this at the end of Chemistry class (and believe you me, schools define Chemistry differently than I do. ;)), that uhmm, my permit just so happened to not be in this skirt of mine and I flipped out major hardcore, like Alice does when you pronounce Anime wrong (“It’s AhNeeMaee!!!”), except five times worse.

Okay, so I’m like, it must have fallen out on the bus, so in Panther Time, Justanna and I went on an adventure that was cold and suckish. We found the permits in the bus and then we GOT LOCKED OUT OF THE SCHOOL, WITH ABSOLUTELY NO HOPE FOR SURVIVAL IN THE SUBZERO TEMPERATURES, WHERE WE WERE SURROUNDED BY KILLER WHALES AND SABERTOOTH TIGERS AND…

Okay, so I’m exaggerating just a little. There weren’t any killer whales.

Anywhoo, a little middle schooler let us in after we attempted to call like, five people that were in the room RIGHT NEXT TO THE DOOR (hemhemHeatherW.RemingtonB.BenjaminB.KadeA.hemhem).

Moving on, that was actually the topic of the day, and the best part was, it was an adventure and I did happen to find the permit that I was missing.

COOL PICTURE DAY!

That is both the most legit and the most disgusting display of planking I’ve ever seen.

Finishing up here, it’s going to be a rather legit day, because I get to go driving with…hem hem, and it shall be boring, but fun at the same time, I suppose. Yummmm

 
Actually, I’d rather die, but cute people make life better.
 
Hey, my friend just started a blog, and I’m guessing she’ll quit quickly, maybe, but then again, she can be absolutely surprising and she might beat the shit out of my ratings.
 
 
Go check it, but stay loyal to me, because you love me more anyway.
 
QUOTE OF THE DAY:
 
“I want to hold a planking competition on the railroad tracks near my house. Whoever planks the tracks for more than 24 hours wins a large cash prize. Anyone interested?”
 
-McGillicutty
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About mylifeinheartbeats

Telea is an aspiring Musician who spends too much time aspiring to be a Writer who thinks she's a Comedian. There's not much more to know, except for everything. Telea has a tendency to not think before she speaks or acts. She enjoys chocolate, long walks on the beach, and talking about herself in the third person. She wants to get to know you, so please send her your Name, Address, and SSN. Telea promises that, though she has indeed committed one count of Lewd and Lascivious behavior (to be tried under a court of law), she is a good person and will not intentionally harm you/expose herself to you/hate you for your stupid perspectives/axe-murder you. Telea believes in the greater good, Nutella, peace, free love for all, and snuggles. She chooses Bacon over you, unless you come bearing bacon. She is a fat woman trapped inside a curvy woman's body. She is not for sale unless the price tag you put on her has something to do with world peace. She will sell herself for world peace. She hopes in the deepest of her heart places that you will enjoy her blog and find reason to follow it. Telea thanks you.

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