OOOOHHHH, OOOOOHHHH, OOOOHHHHHHOHHH, OOOOOHHH, OOOOOH, OOOHHHHOOHH!
SHE WILL NEVER GET ENOUGH, ONCE SHE GETS A LITTLE TOUCH, IF I HAD IT MY WAY…
I would make love to you all.
If you like Pina Coladas! And getting caught in the rain…if you’re not into Yogaaaaa, if you have half a brain…
IF YOU LIKE MAKING LOVE AT MIDNIGHT!
Okay, so you can sense what day it is, right? You can smell it in the air, feel it on your skin, taste it on your tongue????
IT’S FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIIIDAAYYY!
Since I don’t have a specific topic, and because it’s music Friday, I’m gonna blather on about random stuff that will lead me into song. This actually happens a lot if you get to know me, like…for serious, I run down the hallways singing my theme song.
WHEN I WALK ON THE SPOT, THIS WHAT I SEE, E’ERBODY STOPS AND THEY’RE STARING AT ME, I GOT PASSION IN MY PANTS AND I AIN’T AFRAID TO SHOW IT, SHOW IT, SHOW IT. ..
- I’M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!
Have you ever just gone crazy with dancing or singing. Like, legitly, you’ll be standing in a crowd of people and you just
- Haha, es la pequino kitty-cat por la BAMF
Well, I do this all the time. Like, for reality, I’m not even lying to you. My favorite past-time is perfecting my walking and jumping pelvic thrusts. Because, you know, they’re legit, and Hemhem, I may just need them later in life…hem hem.
Sooo, I’m super excited, my hairs are colorful, and I shall put a picture of these colorful hairs on as soon as I post another blog. Did I end up posting a blog yesteryear? Yessss ma’am.
We also have to cover lame music so, I’m gonna go all cheezy on you.
I was talking to my friends about my future, and living in the now at a party, and everything amazing was just happening and I was just thinking to myself…
HEY NOW, HEY NOWWW, THIS IS WHAT DREEEAAAAAMMMS ARE MADE OF.
Except not, because I just lost all cred by knowing any Hilary Duff songs. Just kidding, she had a pretty voice, it’s just that her soul was a dirty whore.
For our new music today, we’re going to bring back an oldie, which doesn’t happen to be any good at all, but there are a few things that qualify it on the worth watching list.
1. She’s hot.
2. She’s British
3. She’s off-handedly talking about sex
4. She’s hot.
7. She’s inside a flower.
8. She is a flower…okay, that’s going too far.
9. I like her name.
10. She’s hot.
12. Cliche, I know, but…did I mention Sex? Or sex? Butts, butts, butts, butts, butts. Sex. Wait, did I just offhandedly say buttsex? Shit. Haha, it’s punny because shit comes out of…hem hem…butts.
Hahahahahahahahahaha, it’s funny because it’ll get stuck in your head and you’ll be singing:
HONEY TO THE BEE, THAT’S YOU AND ME!
Yes, those are legitly some of the lyrics. She like, kinda talks about sucking dicks, except she calls them fingers, but she’s like, I miss licking the sugar from your fingertips…and I’m like…
Uhhhmmmm, uhhhmmmmm, ten year olds listen to this music.
YOU WONDER WHY WE’RE ALL WHORES!
I mean, I’m not a whore…
Remember to send your everything to…
“What men desire is a virgin who is a whore.”
– Edward Dahlbert