Okay, come on now. I feel shunned now. What happened? I was all being successful and awesome, but then, I drop from 110 views per day to only 12. Also, only two subscribers (I love you both with all of my pretty little heart).
That contest I had actually had exactly 0 hits. What am I doing wrong? Moving on. We didn’t do a blog on Monday because I was too busy being depressed with you guys. I’m actually really sad about this, no lie.
I might give up, but not yet, we just started here. Okayyy, so it’s Tuesday, cool picture day! Remember to send anything and everything to firstname.lastname@example.org. Every hit helps, guys. Share this blog with your friends, because I’m awesome.
HALLOWEEN IS COMING UP! Less than a week and I will be parading around with my skin completely blue and my face in a smile because being the Blue Girl for Halloween is about the best thing you could ever think of doing with your life. Here, I’ll show you a picture of what I should generally look like. The hair won’t be the same, since mine is quite obviously too long, but the thing is, if you read the book, as long as my hair looks colorful and amazing, I should be good.
If you’ve never seen this movie, we’re no longer friends.
What are you dressing up as for Halloween?
I know a lot of people that are going all cliche and saying:
“Ohh, I’m gonna be a huge whore and either dress as a slut or a cowgirl or a sexy space alien.”
To that I say: Is there such a thing as a truly sexy space alien? I see the dripping goo and the weird food choices, and I just can’t stomach that kind of thing. I’m not going for sexy, I’m just going for something amazing. I still need a couple of things for my costume, such as a way to dye myself blue so that I’m not blue forever and ever (Hemhem colloidal silver).
Okay, wrapping it up, since the bell is just about ring, I love you all. Love me back and send me mails. Also, tell me what you’re gonna be for halloween. Be sexy, but not ridiculous.
Coming back and finishing now, since I need to be funny, I think. Can I be funny? Mayyybbeee.
If you mix the two things I’ve been talking about, you get a topic about dressing up like a sexy witch who can actually do magic and causes everyone to read and love her blog. Yes, do that. Without the witchy powers, good sir or ma’am.
I had the most amazing phone call last night. The ever lovely Miss Cheyenne is absolutely amazing. I saw a facebook status of hers, and noticed quite legitly that she was in a terrible mood. So, I called her just to cheer her up a little and it turned into a two hour phone call. We talked about like, everything. This isn’t funny, but this is the thing that brightened my night last night.
What’s funny? What’s funny, what’s funny, what’s funny? What’s funny, what’s funny, what’s funny, fa-fa-funny?
Obviously not that. Okay, so do I just resort to being random since I have no inspiration to be amusing at all?
Let’s talk smack about people, and let’s make that smack ridiculous not true.
Ben Jerrie is a homosexual Asian who eats puppies and butterflies. No really, true story. The butterflies and puppies part. I’ve seen it happen. It’s like he takes all the joy in the entire world and swallows it in one bite, because he has a large Swedish mouth.
Kelsey Espeseth likes to pet her fridge. We don’t know why, but the fridge purrs when it happens. We wonder if she’s g0t a cat trapped in there. She claims the that souls of her old cats drifted down and ate all of the leftovers.
Kyle Quarders (Kylie Marie Agatha Quarders) desperately wants a sex change. He’s always wanted to be a woman, and he might just get that if Badger care covers it. After all, how can you resist that pretty little face?
Isn’t this fun? Okay, I’m done now.
Bond, James Bond.
“This is Halloween, This is Halloween, Pumpkins scream in the dead of night!.”
-Nightmare Before Christmas