“If only Dr. Pepper was in.”


Okay, so we had a baller movie day today.

We were like:

And they were like:

Then we were like:

Then they were like:

That pretty much explains how awesome the movie day was.

Okay, so we made this video (*Gigglegigglesnortsnort*)

Here it is:

You better laugh, it was funny.

I just farted, and it sounded like flaps flapping in the wind. Please don’t spend too much time on that particular imagery.

Mooovvviing on. Like cows. Which reminds me:

Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa whoa, this is not my ICP glass!

You wouldn’t understand.

…In fact…I don’t think anyone would.

No questions? Videos, pranks, blah, blah blah blah? I’m disappoint. Send it in!

poisontheperfect@gmail.com

Remember kids, if it’s not covered, you’re gonna be a mother. Just sayin’, jusssttt sayin’.

I have a few pieces of advice.

Don’t go skinny dipping with old people.

Don’t catch AIDS from someone who doesn’t have it…or just don’t get AIDS…

DO NOT make a Ghetto face while listening to Dubstep and then fart.

This is a hardcore Dubstep fart.

Don’t listen to anything your mother’s sister’s half-brother’s nephew’s uncle’s redneck child has to say.

Annndd finally, do not, I repeat DO NOT!!!: Fart in front of a hottie, say:

“That was juicy.”

and then giggle.

Juuussttt sayin’

To finish up, we have some exciting news! We have a new Youtube Channel…

http://www.youtube.com/user/mylifeinheartbeats?feature=mhee

…aaannnddd, we will randomly be posting strange, exciting, weird, or just downright dumb videos. Subscribe to us, you might like what you see.

“I don’t wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! I FART in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”

– Monty Python

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About mylifeinheartbeats

Telea is an aspiring Musician who spends too much time aspiring to be a Writer who thinks she's a Comedian. There's not much more to know, except for everything. Telea has a tendency to not think before she speaks or acts. She enjoys chocolate, long walks on the beach, and talking about herself in the third person. She wants to get to know you, so please send her your Name, Address, and SSN. Telea promises that, though she has indeed committed one count of Lewd and Lascivious behavior (to be tried under a court of law), she is a good person and will not intentionally harm you/expose herself to you/hate you for your stupid perspectives/axe-murder you. Telea believes in the greater good, Nutella, peace, free love for all, and snuggles. She chooses Bacon over you, unless you come bearing bacon. She is a fat woman trapped inside a curvy woman's body. She is not for sale unless the price tag you put on her has something to do with world peace. She will sell herself for world peace. She hopes in the deepest of her heart places that you will enjoy her blog and find reason to follow it. Telea thanks you.

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