QUESTION, QUESTION, QUESTION!!!
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Today’s question happens to be…
I read your blog every day and i love itt.. i need a little advice about a boy. go figure..
this boy lives away from me not too far like 7 miles and i like him and he likes me but we never get to see eachother.. we always text once in awhile and theres this party coming up that my friend is having.. and he’s going to club mosaic that night which is in barron in case you havent heard of it.. which one should i go too
– T. A
Well first of all, thanks so much! I really make sure I ramble on and on for the best interest of everyone involved. Everyone loves me <3…I think.
Secondly..ehh, I don’t usually give boy advice, because…well, I’m just too good at it, and if I keep giving advice, then there won’t be any hot available men left for me. Just sayin’.
However, I’m willing to partake in just about anything on this blog, sooo…let’s go.
Now, I have the same situation going on for me, which makes me a little bit a lot of suspicious, but I’m just gonna go treat you like you’re a real person, because that’s what we do here. If your heart is beating, it doesn’t matter what you choose to call yourself…I suppose.
So, my advice is very complicated here, so I’m going to use some visual aids to help make it a little easier to grasp. We’ll also go in steps.
Step 1: Hotness scale.
I’d just like to say, that’s a crappy scale, because I made it myself. Like, the scale isn’t bad, the appearance of it just happens to be low quality.
So, the first thing to do is put the guy in question in a place on this scale.
FUCKING HOT (!!!!): 10
Step 2: Personality scale
For this one, there’s grey areas in between to pay attention to. So, like, a really nice guy would be in between puke green and nerd green. A kind of rude nice guy would be in between banana yellow and puke green etc.
Love the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.)”