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Our humor for the day isssss….
Not a video, because I did that last week. Is it lame to write down a joke as a humor thingy? What about a picture? Is it inappropriate to show pictures of butts?
Oohh, butts butts butts.
Okay, so our humor is still being decided, let’s move on to our TOPIC!!!!!
The topic today is…
I am a driven individual who enjoys getting her learn on.
(From the stands in my mind I hear about a million teenagers booing me and starting a steady chant of:
NERD, NERD, NERD, GEEK, NERD!)
Recently, I have lost all devotion based on the fact that my dog died annddd, I missed two days of school based on sickness and community service. We have discussed this before, leave me alone.
When you get a little bit behind, you kinda feel as if you can’t catch up again, causing you not to try, causing you to dig yourself deeper, causing lower grades, causing grounding, causing no fun at all for the rest of your natural-born life.
I have about four Algebra assignments, some WWII, and some of a lot of other stuff.
DAMN YOU, JUNIOR YEAR WORKLOAD AND DAMN YOU, TEACHERS WHO CARE ABOUT MY EDUCATION.
You know what I just love? The counselor speech.
“Telea, you are just too smart to be getting a C in both your English classes, and I understand that you’re bored, but sitting in the computer lab blogging about low grades instead of bringing them back up is inappropriate and a waste of your time. I’m boring, I’m not helpful, and I really like to give students disappointed looks because I’m pretending I’m talking to myself back when my face wasn’t made of wrinkles and dust and old person smells.”
Moving right along.
We still haven’t posted the videos of all the challenges we did, which is a travesty, buttttt, we’re going to discuss the bread challenge right now.
One Tristan tells me he did the bread challenge in 29 seconds. I would believe him if he proved it to me, but he’s not gonna, which makes me think that he wasn’t capable of completing it.
What happens when you lie to Telea just to serve your own vicious purposes of appear better than her?
SHIT WILL GO DOWN. HARDCORE.
I was going to have a picture…but I can’t find one.
…Can I try again? I mean…it might be awkward, but…LET’S GO!
So, when someone tries something like that on me…
Well, they better…
Yeah…soo, that was awkward, and it might have been funny if I had done it the first time…instead I fucked up.
Which actually just gave me my humor for the day.