I wake up this morning to the alarm clock on my phone going off. Damn school. I start to sit up, and suddenly, I notice there are tears on my cheeks and there’s a pounding pounding POUNDING pain in my mouth and head.
SHIT. SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS.
For those of you who are either incredibly stupid or incredibly ignorant…
Those are not my teeth, that is a google image. My teeth look way better, and that would not be my good side.
As you can see, the wisdom teeth come in at an angle towards the other teeth and can sometimes push the other teeth around like they’re some kind of big dumb bully saying:
“HEY, I’M CALL WISDOM TEETH FOR A REASON, BITCHES, MOVE!”
So, whilst my Wisdom teeth are going all:
MOVE, BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY, GET OUT THE WAY, MOOOVVVEE BITCH
I’m going all:
I’M NOOOOTTT OKAYYYY, I’M NOT OOOKKAAAYYYYYYYYYY
Yeahh, so that’s the story.
So, I stayed home from school today and took far too many medications and my mother is cleaning out her closet.
I’m listening to one song on repeat…
It makes me like, cry.
No, I mean, if you were to judge on a scale of one to BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS, this would be a definite:
I do not have any idea how that applied to my pain, but it was a good topic changer.
Okay, so, remember to send your questions, cute videos, favorite songs, funny or dumb stories, pictures etc. to firstname.lastname@example.org
I still have not gotten any mail, which saddens me. Where should I put the email address so everyone notices?
Maybe at the top of every blog post.
Let’s talk more about the freakin’ weekend!
So, we all went back to the cabin after the copper incident and played strip spin the bottle for ten second kisses. It’s very complicated, and no, our parents don’t know.
We got pretty unclothed, then we reclothed and had a HUGE SNUGGLEFEST!
Definition of Cuddle Puddle:
Just so you know, we were way more adorable, and BUTTS.
Not saying that it was all about butts, we were just cute and warm and yummehhh.
There was basically no food there, just cupcakes, a few brats, and Hershey’s caramel-filled kisses.
So, we, uh, snuggled on the mattresses, then outside under the stars, then on the master bed.
THEN. SOMETHING. HAPPENED.
We found out that Brady is extremely, VERILY ticklish, and…
I may have instigated a full-blown six-on-one…
Then, we went to bed. Yeahh, that’s about it. It was funnier if you were…there.
It’s cool story Monday, by the way, and since that’s apparently good enough for you, here’s a cool story I found while browsing the interwebz.
The cool story of today happens to be just some awesome opossum statistics!
Green Bay Packers: 6-0
Detroit Lions: 5-1
GREEN BAY PACKERS THE ONLY UNDEFEATED TEAM IN THE ENTIRE NFL, SUCKAS!
That wraps up our cool story of the day.
“Cool story, bro, when do we get to the chapter where you shut the fuck up?”