The Barely Legal Crazies


NEW MUSIC FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where the Lonely Ones Roam by Digital Daggers

Mmmmmmmmm, I love all of their music, go check them out!

Okay, our topic!

THE BARELY LEGAL CRAZIES!

We’re having a movie day, right meow!

We just finished watching The Crazies, and now we’re watching about the stupidest movie on the face of this earth…BARELY LEGAL!

“I think it’s a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter.”

WHAT. THE. FUCK?

Okies, so we developed about the most amazing idea in the entire world. A movie titled…

THE BARELY LEGAL CRAZIES!

Okay plot line, right meow.

Three teenage girls that just turned eighteen in a small town in Ohio become infected by a virus that got passed around by them all sharing a big black vibrating Dildo.

This causes them to go absolutely crazy (!!!!) and have a mix of feelings between being horny and wanting to kill people.

The solution? They kill people, then have sex with them immediately. That is sooo gross.

Okay, quite honestly...that is so gross. I am so sorry

…Awkward.

Sooo…anyone wanna catch a movie?

Uhh, noooo…

Let’s talk about something different.

Like…Dane Cook.

Because we switched to him after the first thirty minutes of that other movie. It’s all about dildos and boobs and…

Uhhhgggghhh.

“I just came out of the back, annddd…someone shit on the coats. SOMEONE SHIT!”

This is more like it.

He's so yummy ❤

Okay, because I feel the need to do this…I’m gonna post a video of Dane Cook performing.

Hmm, there’s so many to choose from…

This is one of my favorite ones, like, ever.

Watch it, I dare you.

Sooo, I don’t know what else to talk about.

The people are calling me back to reality.

❤ Carolin, Kresha, Nicholas, and Minnie ❤

“I went to the DMV, or, as I like to call it, Satan’s Asshole.”

– Dane Cook

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About mylifeinheartbeats

Telea is an aspiring Musician who spends too much time aspiring to be a Writer who thinks she's a Comedian. There's not much more to know, except for everything. Telea has a tendency to not think before she speaks or acts. She enjoys chocolate, long walks on the beach, and talking about herself in the third person. She wants to get to know you, so please send her your Name, Address, and SSN. Telea promises that, though she has indeed committed one count of Lewd and Lascivious behavior (to be tried under a court of law), she is a good person and will not intentionally harm you/expose herself to you/hate you for your stupid perspectives/axe-murder you. Telea believes in the greater good, Nutella, peace, free love for all, and snuggles. She chooses Bacon over you, unless you come bearing bacon. She is a fat woman trapped inside a curvy woman's body. She is not for sale unless the price tag you put on her has something to do with world peace. She will sell herself for world peace. She hopes in the deepest of her heart places that you will enjoy her blog and find reason to follow it. Telea thanks you.

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