“You’re a fucking liar, Miss Jackson! This is for real!”


Let’s talk about people who just lie to us and never give us no respect because they’re:

Dirty-ass MISS JACKSONS!

Yes, that is what I am titling them. Sorry, Cheyenne, you had this coming.

Okay, so pretend you’re sitting at a park bench, minding your own business, hanging with your crew, and one of the crew members is all like:

“Yo, CHEYENNE! What’s yo favorite word, yo?”

And she goes and she looks you right in the eye, right in front of your who crew, and says:

“Uh, Telea’s my favorite word, duh! She leads this crew like the captain of the Titanic should have led that big-ass ship…NOT INTO ICEBERGS!”

And you’re all like, awww, that’s so sweet.

Then, right in front of yo’ crew, your homedogs, your G-snazzles…

She says:

“Hey, yo, just kidding!”

Heart equals broken. Ripped in half by the hands that sewed it together.

I don't even know that I can call this blog 'My life in heartbeats' anymore. </3

WAOOWWWW…

 So…that’s awkward.
I may not have a quote today, because Cheyenne is just sitting there laughing.
“I don’t want it to be about how I broke your heart. NO, DON’T WRITE THAT! Telea, stop. TELEA! I love you!”
-Cheyenne Jackson
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About mylifeinheartbeats

Telea is an aspiring Musician who spends too much time aspiring to be a Writer who thinks she's a Comedian. There's not much more to know, except for everything. Telea has a tendency to not think before she speaks or acts. She enjoys chocolate, long walks on the beach, and talking about herself in the third person. She wants to get to know you, so please send her your Name, Address, and SSN. Telea promises that, though she has indeed committed one count of Lewd and Lascivious behavior (to be tried under a court of law), she is a good person and will not intentionally harm you/expose herself to you/hate you for your stupid perspectives/axe-murder you. Telea believes in the greater good, Nutella, peace, free love for all, and snuggles. She chooses Bacon over you, unless you come bearing bacon. She is a fat woman trapped inside a curvy woman's body. She is not for sale unless the price tag you put on her has something to do with world peace. She will sell herself for world peace. She hopes in the deepest of her heart places that you will enjoy her blog and find reason to follow it. Telea thanks you.

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