I have this one possibly male friend. He had claimed multiple times that his girlfriend (one of the most extraordinary women in the ENTIRE WORLD!!!) is a stripper.
(I.E, below, an illustration of a stripper…)
What would you think if right behind your back your boyfriend was calling you a stripper to your best friends?
How would you feel to know that your boyfriend thought of you as nothing but an object?
THIS. IS. TERRIBLE.
SHE’S A NICE LADY!
Kylie Marie Agatha Quarders. You are a terrible boyfriend and furthermore…
YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT FRIENDSHIP IS!
Now, I know that this seems a little harsh, but for god’s sakes, we were talking about one-dollar bills and he turned it into some rant about strippers and his girlfriends. Yes, it is now plural. What has this world come to? What is going on in his life that he so needs to degrade women?
Maybe he wants to be a woman.
Yes, secretly, deep down, Kylie wishes he was one of us.
Because we are elite.
We love Abigail and we discriminate against vapid she-males who call their beautiful, intelligent, long-haired girlfriends strippers (unless they really are strippers, in which case…uhmm hem hem).
“I don’t even know what to say to you right now, besides: You’re full of shit, and you wonder why we’re not friends.”
– Kyle Quarders